A house opposite the sea is a luxury.
 
A person who feels like home is destiny.
 
Any agent who can get the stubborn, nearly bankrupt, astrology-obsessed Prakash McMiller to sell his sea-facing plot in north Mumbai will make real-estate history.
 
Dharam Ved-a south Bombay prince with a famous surname, movie-star looks and the moral flexibility of a seasoned con man-wants that honour. His business plan is simple: Don't do business. Court a McMiller daughter.
 
But which one?
 
Andie, the younger daughter-uptight, responsible and one 'Ji, sab theek' away from losing her mind?
 
Or Kim, the older one-out of work, out of luck and out of f***s to give?
 
Witty, warm and vaastu-compliant, The Secret Eligibles of Mumbai is a spirited romantic comedy about ambition, family and finding your match in the most unexpected place.
 
(Spoiler: This is not a love triangle.)